Detox Drinks For THC: Can You Really Pass A Drug Test With Cleansing Drinks?
I’ve already mentioned in a previous article that fake urine is definitely the best way to pass a drug test.
As long as you get a good quality brand like Sub Solution or Quick Luck then you stand a very good chance of doing just that.
However, if you don’t fancy smuggling urine in, you can’t get your hands on Sub Solution/Quick Luck, or it’s a supervised drug test (whether directly observed or it’s what is called a “monitored drug test”), then fake pee isn’t an option.
So what I’m going to do right here and now is tell you exactly how you can pass a drug test using a detox drink, as well as which brands work and which detox drinks don’t work.
Cleansing Drinks That Don’t Work
Before I get onto the good detox drinks that I’ve tested myself using home drug test kits and have used for real drug tests (or I’m recommending them because friends have), I want to tell you the detox drinks are definitely don’t work.
I can confirm that these don’t work because I have tested every single one using home drug test kits.
They claim to be able to mask the toxins, or even eradicate them, but those claims are completely untrue.
The brands that you should avoid are:
- Stinger Detox
- Absolute Detox
- Herbal Clean Qcarbo
- Magnum Detox
- Champ Flush Out
None of these have worked for me with home testing. I followed the instructions exactly, and they just didn’t work.
Also, I did research online and found that many others are reporting the same thing.
For me, these are just sweetened water with some added vitamins. Don’t just take my word for it, look at the ingredients. Then compare it to the good quality detox drinks on the market and you’ll see for yourself that you are being fooled.
To be clear, to pass a drug test using a detox drink, it has to have the following abilities:
- It has to be able to flush out the toxins, using specialist ingredients which pull more out through the kidneys and urinary tract than water alone can do.
- The second thing a detox drink of good quality has to achieve is to keep the balance of your urine appearing natural. That means flooding your body with a balance of things found in urine. The body passes some of those through as waste, and they appear in the urine keeping it natural.
- A good quality detox drink also has to keep your urine looking natural to pass visual scrutiny, as well as dipstick testing during validity checks.
How To Use A Detox Drink To Pass A Drug Test
If you want to pass a drug test using a detox drink then you have to understand this key principle.
A detox drink is not a permanent detoxification product. When you drink it, contrary to what you might believe or you might read, it doesn’t flush the toxins out of your body permanently. It doesn’t clean your body.
All the detox drink does is flush out the toxins more rapidly that are in your urine stream, or are imminently going to appear in them. After a few hours, toxins that work their way through your kidneys and into your urine will appear again. So all the detox drink does is flush out the toxins, then maintain the balance for testing so that you can pass a drug test. But as soon as fresh toxins appear in your urine, you will fail again.
Therefore, the window of opportunity after taking a detox drink during which you will test clean is as little as 90 minutes, and at a maximum of three or four hours.
To use a detox drink successfully follow these general instructions:
- In 24 hours before your test drink plenty of water, urinate frequently and avoid all toxins.
- 90 minutes before you have to leave to submit your sample drink the contents of the detox drink. If you ask to drink additional water, do that as well according to the instructions.
- After that, you will need to urinate at least three times in about 45 minutes in order to flush out your bladder so that it’s empty and all the urine containing toxins is gone from the body.
- Fresh urine that’s free from toxins will then start to fill your bladder while you travel to the test center.
- On arrival, you can submit your sample normally and safely. As long as you do so within a couple of hours of drinking the detox drink then you should be absolutely fine.
Help The Detox Drink With Natural Detoxification
As soon as you know you are facing a drug test, or you think you could, then for crying out loud stop taking the drugs.
Even a few days can make a massive difference in giving the body time to eradicate the drug metabolites in it. That also leaves the detox drink less work to do on the day of your test.
You may be able to accelerate the process slightly using high-quality detox pills. Toxin Rid is the number one brand on the market, and it’s well known on knowledgeable places like Reddit that they can definitely speed up the elimination of toxins by about 50% compared to natural.
Even a single-day course of Toxin Rid, alongside a natural detox before your drug test, will give the detox drink a far easier ride and give you a higher chance of passing a drug test.
Don’t Be Fooled By THC Detox Drink Claims
One more thing I have you here is to tell you not to go for drinks that claim to target THC (the metabolites that remain in the body after you smoke cannabis). The reason is that it’s impossible to specifically target THC toxins. All a detox drink does is to get rid of the toxins more quickly that are in your body and in your urine. It can’t target specific types.
Speeding up that process gives you more time with balanced urine before the body processes toxins that appear in your urine stream again. So do not believe any detox drink that claims to be able to specifically target THC. I actually tested a couple of them and they were awful.
Also, don’t buy detox drinks from Walgreens and Walmart.
The good ones aren’t available (which I will recommend in a moment), you don’t get the same combo deals, and the brands they do sell are the ones I’ve just told you not to buy. Stick to the brands I’m now about to recommend to you and do that 24 – 48 hour detoxification if possible using toxin rid to raise your chances of getting clean.
Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse
Rescue Cleanse is a high-quality detox drink from the company Clear Choice. Clear Choice also make Sub Solution, the number one brand of fake urine I would seriously recommend you use if you are facing a drug test.
Using Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse is really easy. Drink the contents of the bottle for about 15 minutes. There’s no need for drinking any additional water. Then over the next 30 – 45 minutes, you urinate at least three times, which puts you into the detoxification zone where you will be clean to submit your sample within the next couple of hours.
Rescue Cleanse costs $55, which is great value for money considering its potency compared to the competition.
Detoxify Mega Clean
Mega Clean from detoxifying is the second brand of detox drink I would recommend to you unequivocally. However, it’s not as powerful as Rescue Cleanse. But you can make it more potent by buying it from Test Clear.
Test clear sell it as a bundle with six free Toxin Rid pills, the same ones I mentioned earlier. So in effect, you’re getting a free 24-hour supercharge detox using the Toxin Rid pills, bundled up with a potent detox drink.
That combo together, as long as you do the 24-hour detox before your drug test, is more potent than Rescue Cleanse.
Final Tips On Passing Using A Detox Drink
I’ll finish here with one final piece of advice. Make sure you grab yourself a few home drug test kits when you buy your detox drinks.
The reason for that is you’ll be able to test yourself just before you leave. If you fail, you’ll need to do something about it.
My advice is to make sure you buy two detox drinks. If the first one doesn’t completely get rid of the toxins, it could just mean you got loads in your body. Use the second one I going through the same process, test yourself again, and then leave.
You could also make sure you have fake urine (as long as it’s an unsupervised test) just in case the detox drink simply cannot get you clean because you have a very high level of toxins in your body.